November 30, 2004

An interesting spam

Put a viagra advert through a mangler and you get:

"Since the 23 years, our trunk sluggishly discontinues executes
a significant internal secretion known as Individual Growth Internal Secretion.
The step-down of it, which adapts grades of other internal secretions
in the body is shortly responsible for all of the greatest
frequent hallmarks of geezerhood, as furrows, white hair,
dwindled power, and diminished intimate purpose. "

Posted by jamespo at 09:47 AM

November 26, 2004

London? It's full of gentlemen's clubs.

Paris 2012 accused over embassies
Posted by jamespo at 05:43 PM

November 23, 2004

No, god no!

Why do you taunt me so? (falls to the ground shaking both fists at sky).
Posted by jamespo at 04:53 PM

Jacek Rutkowski is a nutter

Oh my goodness, Jacek Rutkowski is a nutter.
Posted by jamespo at 02:35 PM

rarewatches.net

This watch on rarewatches.net is incredibly cool


Posted by jamespo at 11:27 AM | Comments (0)

November 21, 2004

Meat and Cheese

Meatandcheese Home - crude t-shirts like


Posted by jamespo at 09:28 PM | Comments (0)

November 20, 2004

Lupas Rename

Lupas Rename 2000

Lupas Rename is a FREEWARE program developed to rename a few or a massive number of files with a lot of features

Posted by jamespo at 05:13 PM

November 19, 2004

Torus Trooper

Torus Trooper

Speed! More speed!

Speeding ship sailing through barrage, 'Torus Trooper'.

Posted by jamespo at 04:09 PM

November 18, 2004

whoops

need a new forklift
Posted by jamespo at 05:43 PM

November 17, 2004

Restart to a certain entry in boot.ini

restart is a system utility for advanced users with more than one operating system installed on their machine. The program installs an icon in the notification area, and with a single click the computer will shutdown and restart with the selected operating system. The program also includes commands to shutdown the computer in different ways (including stand-by and hibernate), a schedule function, and advanced settings for uncommon configurations.

Please note: this program works in conjunction with the Microsoft boot manager (boot.ini), and it is not compatible with other third-party products.
Posted by jamespo at 04:03 PM

RareWare

Rareware - Last versions of freeware before they went shareware or simply disappeared.
Posted by jamespo at 02:48 PM

Classy Britain - From Madrid to Margate

BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | From Madrid to Margate

The young Salgado was placed with a family, the father of which he described as "one of those typical English blokes".

You can guess what's coming.

"He worked in a factory that made shop signs and always wore this tight T-shirt with the slogan 'Kiss my Ass' on it," Salgado recalled.

"He had a party once and I've never seen people drink so much beer.

Posted by jamespo at 12:06 PM

November 14, 2004

I'm thirsty...

but not THAT thirsty
Posted by jamespo at 09:56 PM

musiCutter

musiCutter is mp3 and ogg vorbis joiner/cutter (without need to decode and reencode)
Posted by jamespo at 02:44 PM

November 12, 2004

Profanity Adventures

Profanity Adventures - typing in swear words in 8-bit text adventure games.
Posted by jamespo at 01:59 PM

Interesting new game controller

Bloody Resident Evil 4 Chainsaw Controller
Posted by jamespo at 12:10 PM

November 11, 2004

trampjuice.tk

trampjuice.tk - a drink (for tramps) review site... "And what a taste! It can only be described as a cross between dog shit and mouldy cheese with a hint of sweetness."
Posted by jamespo at 05:30 PM

My suggestions for the next SingStar song listing

It's the end of the world as we know it - REM
Down Under - Men At Work
Birdhouse in Your Soul - They Might Be Giants
Zoom - Fat Larry's Band
Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Shaddupa Ya Face - Joe Dolci
Vienna - Ultravox
Teenage Kicks - The Undertones
One for Sorrow - Steps
Hunting High and Low - A-ha
Beat It - Michael Jackson
American Pie - Don McLean
Save Your Love - Rene and Renata

Posted by jamespo at 11:55 AM | Comments (0)

November 09, 2004

Britney out-chavs herself

Britney Spears: Britney Spears 'graffiti love' Britney Spears woz here!! With her hubby Kevin Federline, who is the sexiest man alive! P.S. B Wicked, Love B.
Posted by jamespo at 08:48 PM | Comments (0)

Words of the year

BBC NEWS | Magazine | 101 years in 101 words - this years word is "chav". I also like the word for 1960.
Posted by jamespo at 11:52 AM

November 08, 2004

A new SCAM email

A lovely new scam email arrived for me! Apparently I've won the lottery. Fortunately millersmiles has all the information on the scam.

Laughably crap scam website here

FROM: THE MANAGER,
LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS / PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
SMARTBALL LOTTERY, UK.
DEAR WINNER,

WINNER OF HIGH STAKES DRAWS !
Congratulations, to you as we bring to your notice, the
results of the 2nd Category draws of HIGH STAKES DRAWS of SMARTBALL LOTTERY
UNITED KINGDOM.. We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the Second Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws were held on
1ST NOVEMBER 2004 and results are being officially announced today. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 30,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia,
Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.
You/Your company, attached to ticket number 55-9-478, with serial number 52-67 drew the winning numbers 05 10 17 19 29 42 (21) and consequently won in
the second Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
1,000,000.00 (one million, pounds) which is the winning payout for Category B winners. This is from the total prize money of 3 million POUNDS shared among the 3 winners in this category. CONGRATULATIONS! Your fund is now deposited with our International
Funds Transfer agents HERIITAGE FINANCE SECURITY and has been insured in your name. In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants/nonparticipants of this program.
We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year premium stakes draw where you stand a chance of winning up to 500 million pounds that will be shared amongst 10 winners worldwide; we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate. Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a bank account of your choice:
MR RICHARD KELLY
FINANCE MANAGER,
HERITAGE FINANCE SECURITY
Plains Heritage Center HOUSE
642 HIGH ROAD
LEYTONSTONE
LONDON , GREATER LONDON E113AA,
LONDON UK.
Email:smartball_financier@mail2uk.com
You are advised to contact our agents by email within a week of receiving this notice. Failure to
do so may warrant immediate disqualification. NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find
below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your
correspondence with your claims agent. REFERENCE NUMBER: REF: SMBUK/7899/8604/04HFS
BATCH NUMBER: G5/B212-8 Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program. Sincerely,
THE COORDINATOR,
SMARTBALL LOTTERY UK
133 Crosbie Rd
PO Box 9600
St John's NF A1A 3C1. uk.
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification. Please do not
reply to this mail. Contact your transfer agent
immediately

Posted by jamespo at 07:42 PM | Comments (1)

November 05, 2004

IQ vs Political Leaning in the US

Average IQ of State vs Political Persuasion
Posted by jamespo at 11:02 AM

November 04, 2004

Audiograbber is now free

Well, I didn't notice this before. Audiograbber, CD-ripper for Windows 95/98/ME/NT/2000/XP is now freeware, and very good it is too.
Posted by jamespo at 05:39 PM

A better terminal for cygwin bash

Better Cygwin Terminal
Posted by jamespo at 02:45 PM

he'd probably take the same cure if he broke his neck

BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Fordham bottles it World darts champion Andy Fordham has discovered a secret potion to heal his broken wrist - lager!
Posted by jamespo at 01:47 PM

November 02, 2004

Cows save the earth

mooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted by jamespo at 12:34 PM

November 01, 2004

toilet humour

Posted by jamespo at 01:13 PM