September 29, 2004
Imendio Planner
Imendio Planner is a tool for planning, scheduling and tracking projects. Planner is an open source project targetting the GNOME Desktop.September 28, 2004
10.48pm is best time to pull women: official
10.48pm is best time to pull women: official
Earth3D
Earth 3D visualization program
Earth3D is a program that visualizes the earth in realtime in a 3D view. It uses data from NASA, USGS, the CIA and the city of Osnabrück.
September 27, 2004
September 26, 2004
You too can build the robot from lost in space...
...and join a group of sad but committed men at The B9 Robot Builders ClubSeptember 25, 2004
Acid Drops
Acid Drops - where can I get these in London?September 24, 2004
Welcome to the Dick Trickle Fan Club
Welcome to the Dick Trickle Fan Club - NASCARA guide to phrases in dating adverts
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bitch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Does "Jane Bentley" of Intercasino exist?
Noticed adverts from InterCasino in metro concentrating on Jane Bentley, their vivacious young "Casino Manager". I suspect "Jane Bentley's" emails are answered by a 40 year old 20 stone bloke in his underpants.
September 21, 2004
You tell them Tom
Tom Baker's blast at new Dr Who
Actor Tom Baker says he's never heard of the show's new star - Christopher Eccleston.
He also criticised Eccleston for taking the role too seriously, adding: "Get your head out of your fat bottom."
September 20, 2004
Adblock for Firefox is AMAZING
"Adblock is a content filtering plug-in for the Mozilla and Firebird browsers. It is both more robust and more precise than the built-in image blocker.
Adblock allows the user to specify filters, which remove unwanted content based on the source-address. If this sounds complicated, don't worry: it's not.
Just add a few filters. Every time a webpage loads, Adblock will intercept and disable the elements matching your filters. See?- nothing to it."
Anything that adblock doesn't catch, I set up, and it munches through the page removing ads.
September 19, 2004
New Singstar game coming
SingStar returns to get your Party started
And the new Songs are:
* Alicia Keys - Fallin'
* Ashford & Simpson - Solid
* Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine
* Blu Cantrell - Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!)
* Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry
* Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star
* Busted - Year 3000
* Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
* Destiny's Child - Survivor
* Dido - White Flag
* Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf
* Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart
* Elvis - Way Down
* Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
* George Michael - Faith
* Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl
* Javine - Real Things
* Kylie Minogue - I Should Be So Lucky
* Little Richard - Tutti Frutti
* Maroon5 - This Love
* Natasha Bedingfield - Single
* Pink - Just Like A Pill
* Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mamma
* Sonny & Cher - I Got You Babe
* Spandau Ballet - Gold
* Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
* The Beautiful South - A Little Time
* The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup
* The Police - Every Breath You Take
* Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
Unlock your SPV C500
HTC C500 Unlocker Payment --Remove Simlock from your C500Alien Hominid
Alien Hominid fun and very difficult flash-based game similar to Metal Slug.September 18, 2004
Chav Alert!
Ananova - Couple have wedding reception at KFCThunderbird 8 is out
Mozilla Thunderbird 0.8 Release Notes - now includes RSS support...September 17, 2004
Peter Reid returns to Leeds
ic Coventry - Reid returns to Leeds - Clockwatchqueen bootleg-ness
the kleptones invite you to a night at the hip-hoperaA spam from dq03.net
A spam arrived from dq03.net with a tracking cookie.
It would be a shame if anyone was to feed the cookie some duff data with a script...
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use LWP::Simple;
use Data::Dumper;
my $url = 'http://www.dq03.net/track/01/o.asp?e=%s&s=beni';
for (1..500) {
my $url2 = sprintf($url, &rand_email);
print $url2 . "\n";
my $content = get($url2);
}
exit;
sub rand_email {
my $mail = '';
my @chars=('a'..'z');
for (1..10) { $mail .= $chars[int(rand(26))]; }
$mail .= '@';
for (1..10) { $mail .= $chars[int(rand(26))]; }
$mail .= '.com';
return $mail;
}
September 15, 2004
A very nice watch
chrono24.com - Watchuseek - Current watches for sale U-Boat Crono Hook 45B. It's enormous...September 14, 2004
CastCE
CastCE is a fully functional Atari ST emulator for the PocketPC with support for literally hundreds of great games.September 13, 2004
Mark & Lard Audio Archive
BBC - Radio 2 - Mark Radcliffe - Mark & Lard Audio ArchiveThe GodFather
The GodFather Home Page - a superb free mp3 management tool for windowsSeptember 11, 2004
Tribes: Vengeance Online Multiplayer Beta
Tribes: Vengeance Online Multiplayer Beta - note that you don't have to wait 2 hours on fileplanet to download the executable, other places have it too - but you do have to go through the fileplanet signup to get the online key.Dungeon Master 3D
Dungeon Master 3D - unfortunately hosted on Geocities and it likes exceeding it's bandwidth limits.September 10, 2004
Smart Browser
"Welcome to the official homepage of Smart Browser , the Pie (Pocket internet explorer) alternative for Windows mobile 2003 smartphones.
Smart browser is the first alternative at this moment and is full of great features to improve your internet experience on your phone."
September 09, 2004
Access Folders - good free tool
PC Answers - Downloads - Access Folders 1.5
Access Folders 1.5
A handy utility that provides fast access to your most often used folders, enabling you to make your own menu of your favourite folder paths. This program was previously sold for £14, now you can download it here for free
September 06, 2004
fusd.rss - RSS reader for Windows Mobile
fusd.info: fusd.rss 1.2 releasedPAiN diskmag
PAiN - a nice diskmag. Don't know what a diskmag is? Download it.Block 66.98.210.44
Block 66.98.210.44 - it is posting blog spam (I've had over 1000 hits in the last few days).
September 05, 2004
Test the Nation: Pop Music
A good pop music quiz - I got 55/70, musical genius (apparently).
September 01, 2004
The Matrix Screensaver
The Matrix Screensaver - 107K, not the crappy official one written in Directorwnews - console RSS reader
This tool downloads and displays RSS news feeds from the web and displays them in a curses page-based user interface or in parseable line-based output. There is support for HTTP gzip compression and decompression, proxying, key binding, dynamic client, resources configuration and HTML parsing.